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guess who got a speeding ticket coming home from athens.

i did.

and it was bullshit.

WHAS HAPPENIN'

heyhey! how are you? eating your fruits and veggies?

no, seriously, HOW IS EVERYONE?

i don't want to make this a reverse blog, so i'm gonna tell you how i am, too.

good. good is how i am. i'm at work right now, but there's no work to be done, so i guess i'm just going to blaaaaaaahg.

school is going pretty well. i like the classes a LOT better, but i miss my friends. i visit athens a lot, so it's all okay. i'm going down again for halloween, and i guess i've been doing my part to stimulate the economy by spending way more money than i probably should on a halloween costume. I'm going to be EVA from MGS3.

fuckin' flight suits.

my birthday is soon! less than a month away! hang on, let me count some days...

22.

i will be 20 in 22 days.

check back for halloween photos!

<3
chelle

outage.

so what's up with me not having electricity? it's been almost an entire week. i can only check my email and junk when i'm at work, and i haven't seen TV in days, not that i miss it all that much.

Our fridge is EMPTY, and i'm tired of having to little-house-on-the-prairie it with my parents every night. i was looking in a cabinet for more candles last night and my mom used her candle to light it up, and she spilled hot wax all over my hair and got some on my pants.

WHY is it that i have to be one of the last people in ohio to get their power back when i live in the middle of columbus.

life is a butt sometimes.

http://www.hooroojackson.blogspot.com/

xkcd did a house of leaves comic!

two great gory bits of animation.

"Chainsaw Maid" - zombified claymation.




"Idol" - dick and jane-esque murder animation.

affuns.

so athens was fun this weekend. bohardt picked me up on his way from drew's house on friday after i got off work. drew couldn't make it. i miss that boy lots.

anyway, we went down and stayed until sunday, the main party was on saturday night. i think b-rad had about 4 days worth of birthday celebration. i'm definitely going to athens for my birthday this year. yay, 20.

amanda let me wear this really cute dress on saturday because i was wearing dirty tight black pants and a shirt that i kept sweating in. the dress was white and kept me cool until i went to bed at 3 am, plus i got a lot of compliments. i kind of like dressing like a girl sometimes. the only problem was that i had to either wear my ratty old red chucks with it, or go barefoot. i went barefoot. my feet turned freaking black by the end of the night.

i bought a subscription to vogue the other day for $15 for a year. i think it will be good for me. maybe i'll start looking good more often and making sweet portrait photos because i'm so inspired by the photos in vogue. we'llll seeeeeeee.

anyway, goodnight, i love you!
chelleba.

34x25x36

holy shit... anyone else find this really interesting?




i'm going to athens this weekend, maybe i'll take some pictures and add them later.

love you!
chellebs.

no way.

i just don't understand you.

... but i'm learning, maybe?

lala!

i'm in a happy mood today! yay!

i just downloaded the new death cab album and i think it is their best album yet! it doesn't make me depressed like all of the other ones do! maybe it's because i don't have strong emotional memories attached to it yet like i did with plans... i can't even listen to that one without feeling weird and sad. i fully recommend listening to narrow stairs.

also! i didn't forget about cleveland pictures. it would take way too much time and effort to upload them all here, so go look at my deviantart if you want to see them!

hehehe! i laughed.

bleh.

i'm sick and really tired. i went to cleveland yesterday and took some pictures, i'll write and post them tomorrow.

for now, watch this video.

at the horse show.

i am at the horse show. it's raining and miserable. i don't even get to show this year because i'm so out of practice from being in athens. lamers. anyway, i'm 'bouts to check the radar because there is no way that it can stay this rainy for much longer. i want sun dammit. if it doesn't clear up, i might need to sneakswig some more rum from the "coctail cooler" in the tack room. god bless the fact that julee used to be a bartender and likes making fuzzy navels for all of the ladies at the barn.

right now i'm sitting in the back of my mom's jeep stealing someone's webbernets.

"do what you want, 'cuz a pirate is free,
you. are. a pirate."

maybe pictures later? the 4th of july exhibitor's party is tonight, and i guess i have to find something pink to wear because it's a breast cancer benefit thing also? i am serving food again like the last couple of years. hopefully i don't have to listen to the god awful karaoke thing again. we'll see. maybe i'll sing ring of fire this year, maybe some buddy holly. dunno.

anyway, happy 4th of july! here is a comic to celebrate.

the ugly duckling.

click this --->http://picturesforsadchildren.com

my new favorite webcomic! =)

today i went to comfest.

comfest was fun!

i hung out with dorian and chris and some of their friends, and then james came hung out with us for a little bit. i got rained on, and then i dried out, and i also ate a giant turkey leg.

i saw some friends, and i also saw the most breasts i have ever seen exposed at comfest.

there were a few great bands i saw that you should check out:
-this is my suitcase
-pirate
-the receiver


here are some photos from my day!

(this man was unashamedly wearing nothing but a banana hammock.)

the only acceptable way to bake bread.

YES.

i know a guy named marty, marty likes to party, party party party...

so, i saw andrew w.k. live on saturday night, and it was basically 100% amazing. i took some pictures and videos that i'll put on youtube later.

but dang.


i sure do love andrew w.k.

here's one photo, i'll put the rest on facebook later.
right now, it's time to party.

holy shiiiit.

so, finals suck. being mostly out of money sucks, too.

too much drama going on recently. bohardt got mad at bundy and threw his hard rock munich beer stein that bundy's dad got him from oktoberfest IN GERMANY out of the window. then bohardt kicked in bundy's window. he gave himself a huuuuge goddamn gash in his leg, and keep in mind that this was all in the middle of a party. so, bohardt was bleeding everywhere, and his girlfriend julie (who is drew's ex) is trying to stop him from bleeding and people keep coming in and just gawking and taking up space in the kitchen.

NOW. julie didn't think that bohardt needed to go to the hospital. the room was basically divided in half, people who wanted him to go and people who didn't. this whole time bohardt is lying on the floor if the kitchen bleeding. drunk people are everywhere. julie is basically too drunk to do whatever the hell first aid she was trying to administer (she actually brought down band-aids. fucking. BAND-AIDS. there was so much blood those things wouldn't have even stuck to his leg) and is fucking with bohardt's wound, and i, SOBER, TRAINED IN FIRST AID...

GET KICKED OUT OF THE GODDAMN ROOM.

i was fucking livid. i was walking to bundy about it outside, and sarah comes up to me and was like, "i'm supposed to tell you that drew drove julie and bohardt to the hospital." i was kind of pissed that no one even really made an effort to get me to help out, seeing as i was one of the only 100% sober people there, AND i'm trained in first aid. eric and jadach saw me ACTUALLY pissed for the first time that night. i don't plan on getting that mad now for another year.

so then we moved the huge beer pong table outside because the living room was all bloody. i kind of wanted to just go home and go to sleep, but i didn't want to be alone, and i knew drew would be all tweaked and pissed when he got back, and i wanted to be there to keep him calm. i decided to do drew's laundry so he could relax when he got back. i went upstairs and bundy asks me, "so what's the verdict? you want me to take you home, or do you wanna stay here and drink?"

"mmm, drink."

"atta girl."

so i drank a bunch of rum. laundry gets done really fast when you aren't coherent.



P.S. bohardt needed to get 4 stitches. it's a good thing we talked them into taking him to the fucking hospital.

breakneck jane's fifteen minute escape.

i'm in love with this song AND the video that was made for it.

=/

jolene,

jolene,

jolene, jolene...

I'm beggin' of you please don't take my man.

if you don't know what this is from, then you don't listen to enough dolly parton.

so basically

i'm fucked.

i just want to go home and forget everything. no more college.

shitshitshitshit.

no one reads this, i don't know why i bother.




i miss you so much.

hey!

wellllllll...

what's up?

school is keeping me pretty busy!

wewt.

i forgot to tell you guys that i got in to osu. all of my credits are gonna transfer, too!

yay, columbus. yay, fun!

i have recently discovered that i don't give a crap about class anymore. oops. that's pretty bad. i would be completely content to just take my two art classes and then leave... which i actually may try to do... or at least drop my freakin' human geography class... it's so, SO boring.

all right. back to my drawing of some crap made out of only the shapes of teeth. what a fucking stupid idea for an assignment.

love you!
-m.

aw poo.

there goes my whole "i'm gonna update this every day" thing. i'm sorry, blogreaders, for not updating.

i actually slept a few times, you guys.

not tonight, though.

times new viking kicked it tonight at the union.

who wants to be in my band?


i love you love you love you,
m.

good stuff/bad stuff

HAI GUISE!

i promised you i'd write more today, so here i go.

GOOD THINGS:

• people actually want to buy my books from me. $200 cash? fuck yes, in my opinion.
• friendsesesssss!
• i don't have to buy anything but a few bits of art supplies and a couple of novels. no textbooks, WOO.

BAD THINGS:

• no sleeping still. shitcakes.
• it got cold outside. i want warm spring weather.
• gotta do laundry already.

so anyway, classes are good, i am good, life is good.
baller.

i love you to the ends of earth.
-m.

not quite noctournal.

so i stayed up all night last night.

i'm really fucking tired.

there will be a better blog tomorrow, i promise. right now, all i want to do is sleep.

affens.

"sometimes airplanes crash up in the sky
and sometimes lonely hearts
they just get lonelier."

back in athens. i have class tomorrow almost the entire day. i'm pretty sure it is going to suck the balls. since i have been sleeping less and less lately, i decided that i am going to actually try to sleep tonight. it's 11:45 now, and i am going to try to be in bed by midnight.

i'm sorry i had an uneventful day, you guys. i am COVERED in bruises from that show last night, and i can barely hold my head up because my neck hurts so bad. wait, is that whiplash?

whiplash would be a great cheesy metal band name.


HERE IS WHAT I AM DOING TOMORROW:

• 9-11 am - great books: modern
• 11-12 pm - human geography
• 1-4 pm - drawing: process and syntheses

maaaaaan. i'm gonna be way too busy. fucks.

<3
-m.

meatl sheau.

i am alive... but just barely.

i went to a metal show tonight with dorian and some other people.

i was:

• pushed
• jostled
• groped (by an almost naked kid wearing only a jock strap and a naval officer's cap)
  
• kicked
• punched (in the nose)
• stepped on, and
• elbowed in the teeth
  

it.
was.
amazing.

i'm going to be sore tomorrow.

best last night in columbus ever.

love you guys still.
-m.

ohmahgaw!

i have a bunch of stuff to write about tonight! i can totally make a list! i love lists!

• so, i was just filling out my "profile" on this blogger thing, and as an interest, i wrote "lower case letters." apparently, i am not the only person who likes lower case letters! i was so surprised! how weird is that though? people generally don't care about letters. i have always thought that capitalization put undue stress on certain letters, like the letter "i". why do you have to capitalize "i" when you refer to yourself? isn't that sort of egotistical? i have never liked capitalizing names either. the beginning of my name is no more important than the end. there is this african-american writer named bell hooks, and she never capitalizes her name for that same reason. i have always felt that sentences look uneven.
  

• i got a new chain put on my bike today, thanks to james and bryant (who had fun with us and drove us places, including the bike shop to get a second replacement chain, seeing as we kinda messed up with the first one)! also, james gave me some sort of spoke card thing? i don't know. james thought i should have one, and he has three i think, so uh, i guess that's kinda cool. i lubs my bike! i am so happy i get to have her at school again, because, yay, it's springtime!

• OH! i passed out today, which was kinda weird! zak came over when we were done fixing up my bike, and the three boys were watching a clip from some movie with the rock punching a bunch of small asians (i think it was called the rundown, let me know). i was in the hallway walking toward them, and the next thing i know, i was on the floor. the weird thing is, i feel fine. i felt fine all day. anyway, they didn't even hear me fall because the video was playing so loudly, so we aren't even really sure how long i was out. they just kinda turned and saw me on my face on the floor. the bad news is, my nose really hurts, and i split my lip a little bit. oh well?

• james' cat is still really round and cute!!! also, it's always sunny in philadelphia is hilarious as fuck.

• I SAW A SHOW TONIGHT with dorian, zak, james, and a few of james' friends! xiu xiu was headlining at skully's, and the opening bands were thao with the get down stay down, and some local-ish band called el jesus de magico. christ, did they kinda suck. the singer wasn't even really singing, and he was super cocky on stage, like he thought he was jim morrison. he kept pulling jim morrison moves. they sucked. the bass was way too drone-y. xiu xiu was alright, i'm not going to put them down... HOWEVER, thao with the get down stay down rocked the house. holy shit, what a great band. they worked perfectly together. plus, thao was pretty freakin' cute. i loved her! I HIGHLY SUGGEST YOU CLICK THIS LINK.

i think that's about all i have for tonight... i have an appointment at the dentist's tomorrow morning, and that's gonna suck. i hate cleanings. the whole pick-at-your-gums thing just sort of makes me uncomfortable, like scraping fingernails on a chalkboard. my spring break is almost over, and that makes me sad. i did have a really good break, though.

i'm off.
goodnight.
sleep tight.
i love you.
<3

oh fuck.

i think maybe my body forgot how to go to sleep.
i have to be up in about 6 hours. technically, i don't even have to be up, but i want to hang out with james at least once over spring break, so...


oh, hey, have you heard of this thing called the "large hadron collider?" check it out, it will terrify you. if i've only got two more months before the solar system is sucked into a black hole, shit if i'm going to spend it doing something stupid.

got any ideas?